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Global Sea Ice Extent

September 17th Data:

Arctic Sea Ice: 1.2 Million km

Antarctic Sea Ice: 1.5 million km

Net Global Sea Ice Deviation: 0.3 million km

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  • Earthling posted an update 4 years, 10 months ago

    Not a lot really. I’ve been spreading the word to all and sundry not to panic over Glowbull warming, but one girl tells me I should be worried about 75 metres of sea level rise when the ice caps melt. I tried to tell her I wouldn’t be around in 5 to 10 thousand years time and that I lived 500 metres above sea level anyway
    She wasn’t convinced, so I cut her adrift.
    I’m currently dealing with a guy who tells me we’ve emitted 40 billion tonnes of CO2 into the atmosphere. I told him the atmosphere weighs 5.5 quadrillion tonnes, so he shouldn’t worry.
    He told me the paint on my car represents the amount of CO2 we emit, and that the paint makes a lot of difference to the temperature inside a car. I had to explain how wrong he is, because a car weighing 1,500 kgs carries an average of 4 kgs of paint.
    I’m waiting for his response.